Pro: You can fit anywhere
Con: I doubt you can smell hyacinths
Pro: You don’t need clothes, a car, or a toothbrush
Con: Most people can’t see or hear you
Pro: Most people can’t see or hear you
Con: You can’t ride a bicycle, (but maybe a horse)
Pro: You never age
Con: You can’t eat
Pro: You can’t eat
Con: You can’t squish your toes in the mud
Pro: There’s no such thing as time
Con: People tend to be afraid of you
Pro: People tend to be afraid of you
Con: You can’t pick up a baby or a puppy
Pro: No one can call you on a cell phone
Con: Unless you become a muse,
your poems will never be written
